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Posted on 16th 10月 at 4:27 PM, with 71,813 リアクション
mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this
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mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

Posted on 16th 10月 at 4:27 PM, with 443,022 リアクション

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Posted on 16th 10月 at 4:25 PM, with 75,686 リアクション
conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
Posted on 16th 10月 at 4:23 PM, with 35,256 リアクション

poupon:

miguelmarquezoutside:

Park sign installed today.

1. hurt yourself

2. nap

3. ???? h uman contact?????

4. hurt yourself

5. imagine everyone is dead

Posted on 16th 10月 at 4:22 PM, with 72,811 リアクション

“I don’t really know why I’m alive”

“I don’t really know why I’m alive”

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